Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Caught in the 'Net
So The Mad Chef's Internet is down. Why? Well, he isn't sure. So I'll just take this post to mess with him a little. Why? Because I can. And he can't see it!
While he may be the master of the culinary arts, he has the Internet and computer capability of a 4 year old retarded child.
He's a man who when I once asked for fish tacos, he called his ex (that he met in grade school) to see if he could set something up for me. Certainly reeked of seafood.
A giant in the Foodtopia of Washington, DC, who will always and irrevocably be 4 inches too short.
A warrior, who strides gleefully into a busy kitchen and 300 checks, and cowers at the effects of a quarter of a 40oz.
Fancied by the ladies, envied by the gentlemen and curious about the in-between...
He is, your Mad Chef, James Chase. And when he figures out how to reconnect his cable modem, or finds a 3 year old or a hobo who can show him how, he'll be back posting in no time!
Voila,
The Brain
While he may be the master of the culinary arts, he has the Internet and computer capability of a 4 year old retarded child.
He's a man who when I once asked for fish tacos, he called his ex (that he met in grade school) to see if he could set something up for me. Certainly reeked of seafood.
A giant in the Foodtopia of Washington, DC, who will always and irrevocably be 4 inches too short.
A warrior, who strides gleefully into a busy kitchen and 300 checks, and cowers at the effects of a quarter of a 40oz.
Fancied by the ladies, envied by the gentlemen and curious about the in-between...
He is, your Mad Chef, James Chase. And when he figures out how to reconnect his cable modem, or finds a 3 year old or a hobo who can show him how, he'll be back posting in no time!
Voila,
The Brain
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